"Hullo Gregory, I say that's a jolly thick bulge you've got in those bathing shorts - should we take it out and have a peek?" Peter exclaimed, casting his eyes hungrily over Gregory's lithe physique as though he were the last sausage in the casserole.Â
"Peter you old rogue, anything for a chance to flap your old chap around eh?" Gregory chortled, raising himself up off the beach. "Well fair dos you randy bugger, you're quite right - I'm stiffer than my shirt collar down there. But not here - what say we head over to those dunes? There could be all kinds of fellows over there - bagsy the biggest todger for me!"
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